"Not Lovin' It"

This was our paper on Monday morning:
At a McDonald's in Springfield, Ill., police were called after a motorist, later charged with drunken driving, sat in a drive-through lane and screamed at the window for several minutes about not getting fast service, apparently unaware that the restaurant had been closed for two hours and there was no one there. (reprinted from the Portland Oregonian's "The Edge")
That's a good one!